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What's in the box?!

  • Collectible sassy sticky notes

  • Snarky spa headband

  • Perfect pouch

  • Sarcastic storage container

  • Hilarious hat

  • Unsolicited sarcasm cards*

  • Fun little flask

  • Energizing essential oil roller

  • Bitchin' brush (for all hair types)* 🎁

  • Sassy shirt 🎁

    * Items contain profanity.

    🎁 These items are only in the Big Box subscription

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