Shit happens, be ready. This month, prepare for the worst while hoping for the fucking best. That’s really all that can be expected of us, right?!
The highlights:
- The super soft plush fabric is the epitome of luxury
- Equipped with an elastic band to keep that bitch in place
- Sporting embroidered detailing for that hint of whimsy your beauty routine deserves
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Collectible sassy sticky notes
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Snarky spa headband
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Perfect pouch
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Sarcastic storage container
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Hilarious hat
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Unsolicited sarcasm cards*
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Fun little flask
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Energizing essential oil roller
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Bitchin' brush (for all hair types)* 🎁
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Sassy shirt 🎁
* Items contain profanity.
🎁 These items are only in the Big Box subscription
You can also give this subscription as a gift!